<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064</id><updated>2011-04-21T19:11:50.677Z</updated><title type='text'>Roffles The Bear</title><subtitle type='html'>The adventures of Roffles, the official Bear of the PC Format Forums!</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>121</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-116604549527470020</id><published>2006-12-13T21:24:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-12-13T21:31:35.296Z</updated><title type='text'>Last day!</title><summary type='text'>So I went to Liz's Dad's house tonight. Saw MrPeg again and met the family, including the dog, Tess, who tried eating me.Liz's step mum made a curry and it was great. Nice and hot! We didn't have a party though cos there wasn't really time, but Liz has been promised her presents next time so she's happy. Got back to Liz's where I said hello and goodbye to her little sister (who happens to be </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/116604549527470020/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=116604549527470020' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116604549527470020'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116604549527470020'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/12/last-day.html' title='Last day!'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-116595347707959711</id><published>2006-12-12T19:53:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-12-12T19:57:57.080Z</updated><title type='text'>Blue Monday.</title><summary type='text'>Yesterday sucked.  I had to spend all day alone while Liz went to work at a school.  She did it for free as well!  Madness!  Apparently she needs to if she wants to get on the degree course she wants to do.  She should know that school sucks.She got home late, got changed, which was fun to watch, but then rushed off again for ANOTHER gig!  This time it was Kasabian.  I like them, but Liz wasn't </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/116595347707959711/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=116595347707959711' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116595347707959711'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116595347707959711'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/12/blue-monday.html' title='Blue Monday.'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-116595320305706880</id><published>2006-12-12T19:41:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-12-12T19:53:23.073Z</updated><title type='text'>Living for the Weekend....</title><summary type='text'>Saturday we overslept. Liz was late to meet her friend Rachelle in town and almost forgot me!! But she didnt.The weather was crap. It was cold, wet and the laydeees were far too giggly for my liking. So much so they even forgot to take my photo!I did hear some rather funny conversations though... about schools, uni and... boys!!!Anyway, Saturday night, Liz and Daniel were going to a secret gig in</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/116595320305706880/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=116595320305706880' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116595320305706880'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116595320305706880'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/12/living-for-weekend.html' title='Living for the Weekend....'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-116595241301625084</id><published>2006-12-12T19:23:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-12-12T19:40:13.036Z</updated><title type='text'>Friday - Not very exiting.</title><summary type='text'>Friday was not to be an exciting day. Liz had cleaning to do for her parents and had to go meet her boyfriend (pictured playing his mates wii on sunday...) at Picadilly Station.So in the meantime I had a chat with her sheep. She collects them. Sheep and faeries, which do seem like an odd thing to me, but I'm a boy and a bear, so I can't comment on weird girls. So yeah, after we'd trekked into </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/116595241301625084/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=116595241301625084' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116595241301625084'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116595241301625084'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/12/friday-not-very-exiting.html' title='Friday - Not very exiting.'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-116595140156865978</id><published>2006-12-12T19:11:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-12-12T19:23:21.583Z</updated><title type='text'>Thursday -  Post Arrival Shopping in Manchester!</title><summary type='text'>Liz's isn't working properly at the moment cos she hated her job, so she took me along to Manchester with her mum to do some xmas shopping. I'm not a big fan of trailing around after girls, but Liz's mum seemed like fun so I agreed to go along.After aaaagggeeees in Primark (god awful shop - some woman spent £287!!) we went to lloyd's in the Printworks for some lunch. I shocked Liz's mum and age </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/116595140156865978/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=116595140156865978' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116595140156865978'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116595140156865978'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/12/thursday-post-arrival-shopping-in.html' title='Thursday -  Post Arrival Shopping in Manchester!'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-116595049981964771</id><published>2006-12-12T18:19:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-12-12T19:08:19.936Z</updated><title type='text'>Arriving from Peg's</title><summary type='text'>Si here I have arrived at LMHPF's house in Bolton. She's called Liz by the way and as I am a very lazy bear sometimes I called her that as it saves talking energy.I got to her's from her brother's (Mr Peg to you lot) when she called round with her mum. He's a bit weird. Didn't talk to me much, plus he didn't have a camera. So yeah, there's me just getting out of my box...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/116595049981964771/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=116595049981964771' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116595049981964771'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116595049981964771'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/12/arriving-from-pegs.html' title='Arriving from Peg&apos;s'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-116485206427378379</id><published>2006-11-29T01:23:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-11-30T10:46:06.800Z</updated><title type='text'>Wednesday - Final day with The Sisko</title><summary type='text'>Oh my little bear head!!!! I had a nice dream though after my events last night.I'm hungover. Praj made me breakfast though. I like cheese on toast.We went to a nearby town called Bury. Prajs older sister works in Santas grotto.I met Santa and his helpers!!! Manisha and Caroline!YAY presents!!!!!!! I hope theres a Core2Duo PC in here!!!I found a small enough car I might be able drive. And its a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/116485206427378379/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=116485206427378379' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116485206427378379'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116485206427378379'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/11/wednesday-final-day-with-sisko.html' title='Wednesday - Final day with The Sisko'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-116484958440602083</id><published>2006-11-28T19:32:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-12-02T17:33:34.840Z</updated><title type='text'>Tuesday night - Party Time</title><summary type='text'>It's Party time Roffles FansHere we are Roffles fans!!! The Reebok Stadium home of Bolton Wanderers Football Club but today it's Torex Retails' Christmas Party!!! (early I know but I think they made it early as they knew the Roff was on his way) Lets go inside folks.Lucky for me as soon as I got in Bijal was on hand to get me a drink before we ate. They had my size cakes shaped like christmas </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/116484958440602083/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=116484958440602083' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116484958440602083'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116484958440602083'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/11/tuesday-night-party-time.html' title='Tuesday night - Party Time'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-116474111781249207</id><published>2006-11-28T18:37:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-11-28T19:11:57.920Z</updated><title type='text'>Roffles Returns!!!!! with girls!!!!!</title><summary type='text'>Its Stardate 28112006.21 Roffles fans today is party day!!! Wooohoooo it's party time!!!!Or as is a favourite phrase on Praj's desk "Woohoo Spring Break!!!!!"The Roffles Returns and everyone fears my 1337ness after taking on that beastie during my last visit. Rob here was in awe. I even borrowed Prajs woefully underused Lynx clicker to show him how the Roff gets the ladies.Lunchtime I sat eating </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/116474111781249207/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=116474111781249207' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116474111781249207'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116474111781249207'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/11/roffles-returns-with-girls.html' title='Roffles Returns!!!!! with girls!!!!!'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-116466968069577838</id><published>2006-11-27T23:02:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-11-27T23:21:20.720Z</updated><title type='text'>Monday 27th Nov 2006 - Stargazing</title><summary type='text'>Greetings once again Roffles fans. I was soo excited about the upcoming party jumped into the pillowcase and into the washing machine myself!!! Gotta look sharp for the ladies tomorrow.I found Praj's T-shirt what he wants to wear to this party and I thought I'd try it on for size but I got stuck!!!! Another starship came and tractor beamed me out. Maybe he really is the Sisko.....................</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/116466968069577838/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=116466968069577838' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116466968069577838'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116466968069577838'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/11/monday-27th-nov-2006-stargazing.html' title='Monday 27th Nov 2006 - Stargazing'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-116458996870166522</id><published>2006-11-27T00:35:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-12-02T17:34:43.010Z</updated><title type='text'>Sunday 26th Nov - Thundercats HOOOOOOO!!!!</title><summary type='text'>I spent Sunday doing what any other bear would do, laze around but I had to babysit Tommy and Chucky from Rugrats. I think they saw something resembling MumRaa or something and got scared so I used my knife again and like Lion-O scared away any mutant chimps and lizards.Here are Prajs younger brother annd sister who are twins and both go to the same university!!At first I was scared that I might </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/116458996870166522/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=116458996870166522' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116458996870166522'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116458996870166522'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/11/sunday-26th-nov-thundercats-hooooooo.html' title='Sunday 26th Nov - Thundercats HOOOOOOO!!!!'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-116458738325549048</id><published>2006-11-27T00:09:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-11-27T00:34:54.800Z</updated><title type='text'>Roffles goes to Football - Sat 25th Nov 2006</title><summary type='text'>Greetings Roffles Fans!!!!Praj was at work so I tagged along with Hits and his friend to go to a football match. Bolton vs Arsenal and the Wanderers won 3-1!!!l.Sadly I didn't get many piccies as the memory stick was forgotton in my excitementBut here  is my eye view from the Reebok stadium</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/116458738325549048/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=116458738325549048' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116458738325549048'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116458738325549048'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/11/roffles-goes-to-football-sat-25th-nov.html' title='Roffles goes to Football - Sat 25th Nov 2006'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-116440326481821029</id><published>2006-11-24T19:53:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-11-24T21:21:04.916Z</updated><title type='text'>Stardate 23112006.21</title><summary type='text'>Hello again Roffles Fans!!! Here I am at Prajs work Torex Retail near BWFC football club.I'm all excited for meeting the nice ladies and the team.I didnt meet the whole team as a few people were away but here we have FromTop left - Rob, Vinod, Dave who's rear isnt as nice as some I have gotton to seeBottom - Sean who Praj nicknamed Weeman, Paul the resident Jedi (although he is not the Jedi I am </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/116440326481821029/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=116440326481821029' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116440326481821029'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116440326481821029'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/11/stardate-2311200621.html' title='Stardate 23112006.21'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-116424201814684137</id><published>2006-11-22T23:53:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-11-23T00:42:38.226Z</updated><title type='text'>Arrival, but not at Deep Space 9</title><summary type='text'>Greetings Roffles Fans. I arrived at Siskos place.Dissappointingly when I broke out of my box I wasn't in DS9, but in a place called Bolton. Captain Sisko isnt really a Captain, nor is he Sisko his real name is Prajesh or Praj for short.He isnt tall and bald either. I may not get to go to Quarks and ogle Dabo girls but Praj says there is fun stuff planned and I cannot wait.I had to wrap up an </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/116424201814684137/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=116424201814684137' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116424201814684137'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116424201814684137'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/11/arrival-but-not-at-deep-space-9.html' title='Arrival, but not at Deep Space 9'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-116371929555320422</id><published>2006-11-16T22:48:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-11-16T23:21:35.583Z</updated><title type='text'>Day 10 Wednesday</title><summary type='text'>Tonight I went with Tricky's W to help with running her Guide meeting. Tricky's W has worked with the Girl Guides for 14 years and is a Guide Leader. (She's the boss of her group).Tonight's activities started with cooking - this is me making a smoothie. Assistant Guide Leader Eve is helping me. It was delicious, even if I do say so myself. If I do well, I'll get a badge to show I'm officially </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/116371929555320422/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=116371929555320422' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116371929555320422'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116371929555320422'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/11/day-10-wednesday.html' title='Day 10 Wednesday'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-116371551075848714</id><published>2006-11-16T22:07:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-11-16T22:18:30.776Z</updated><title type='text'>Day 7 Sunday</title><summary type='text'>Hello again Roffles fans. Today Tricky's W's Mum has taken me to play Bowls.I wanted to actually play a game of bowls but unfortunately the bowls were very big and heavy so I couldn't move them, never mind lift them, so I watched the others play instead.This is the scoreboard. I have no idea what the score means or who was winning, but it sure looked like there were a lot of goals scored...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/116371551075848714/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=116371551075848714' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116371551075848714'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116371551075848714'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/11/day-7-sunday.html' title='Day 7 Sunday'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-116345067707150572</id><published>2006-11-13T19:58:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-11-13T20:44:37.180Z</updated><title type='text'>Day 4 - Thursday</title><summary type='text'>Well, here I am at work on a roof with Pete. He's a plumbing &amp; heating engineer, so what he's doing on a roof, I'm not sure.Pete did hit a snag after he took this picture - he realised his camera's memory card was full so we only got this one pic. There's no evidence of me fully installing a full central heating system in under an hour then... but I'm sure Pete would vouch for me... although </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/116345067707150572/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=116345067707150572' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116345067707150572'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116345067707150572'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/11/day-4-thursday.html' title='Day 4 - Thursday'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-116344767801466132</id><published>2006-11-13T19:25:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-11-13T19:54:38.036Z</updated><title type='text'>Wednesday - Day Three</title><summary type='text'>Well, today I've been working with Tricky at his office. First off I had to do some work on Reception, although it was difficult to see anyone past the jungle growing out of the front of the reception desk...Next up I made an important "executive" telephone call from Tricky's office. I felt really important!!!I did notice that Tricky has a much better monitor than Tricky's W - which is hardly </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/116344767801466132/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=116344767801466132' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116344767801466132'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116344767801466132'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/11/wednesday-day-three.html' title='Wednesday - Day Three'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-116293621600038084</id><published>2006-11-07T21:26:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-11-07T21:50:16.023Z</updated><title type='text'>Tuesday - Day 2</title><summary type='text'>When I woke up, I waited in the lounge whilst Tricky's W got ready for work. Tricky had already left to travel up to Prescot in Merseyside for an important meeting with his boss.When I arrived at Burton McCall I got to sit with Tricky's W at her desk. She has a really horrible "goldfishbowl" monitor and is trying to get her boss to invest in a nice brand spanking new TFT.I tried to help out where</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/116293621600038084/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=116293621600038084' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116293621600038084'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116293621600038084'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/11/tuesday-day-2.html' title='Tuesday - Day 2'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-116293459966966437</id><published>2006-11-07T20:32:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-11-07T21:23:23.286Z</updated><title type='text'>Monday - Day 1</title><summary type='text'>Hello Roffles fans.Well, I arrived safely Chez Tricky today and I'm ready for my weeks adventures with Tricky and Tricky's W.The first thing Tricky's W did for me was to make me my very own sleeping bag, so I can stay nice and snug when I'm asleep at night.I also had a bath before I went to bed after spending the weekend in my travel parcel.I need to get a good night's sleep as I'm off to work </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/116293459966966437/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=116293459966966437' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116293459966966437'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116293459966966437'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/11/monday-day-1.html' title='Monday - Day 1'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-116241256214022385</id><published>2006-11-01T20:14:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-11-01T22:22:07.850Z</updated><title type='text'>last night here . . .</title><summary type='text'>and I got to go guising with the boys!! We visited their Granny and Grandpa - Stuart sung a song, Ewan told a rubbish joke and I looked cool . . ..We also visited some of their neighbours who had handed in candy so I'm stuffed!!They seemed to enjoy the disco - but there was no ticket left for me - so I went back home and sneaked some of their candy!I'm off to Tricky Dickie tomorrow - I hear there</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/116241256214022385/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=116241256214022385' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116241256214022385'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116241256214022385'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/11/last-night-here.html' title='last night here . . .'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-116232657716971038</id><published>2006-10-31T20:20:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-10-31T20:35:53.543Z</updated><title type='text'>Day Seven (woohoooooohoooobwahahaha etc)</title><summary type='text'>Well, the big day came and went today and Tinny was dressed as Jessie from Toy Story 2 - She felt a total prune though being one of 3 out of 60 colleagues that actually dressed up to the max.  The store was so very busy that she didn't even get to take me around and have me pose for pictures, I'm getting quite irate, but she said she'd make it up to me when we got home - so after shopping and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/116232657716971038/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=116232657716971038' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116232657716971038'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116232657716971038'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/10/day-seven-woohoooooohoooobwahahaha-etc.html' title='Day Seven (woohoooooohoooobwahahaha etc)'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-116224033863537365</id><published>2006-10-30T20:03:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-10-30T20:32:18.726Z</updated><title type='text'>Day 6</title><summary type='text'>Hello again Roff-fans . . .I had a lazy-esque day today - though I did help around the house. Look at all the washing up they made me do, still I managed to create some pretty funky bubbles in the washing up bowl....  Tinny had a day off so most of it was spent creating more parts of the various costumes for halloween , and of course adding the finishing touches to mine.   She tells me we're </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/116224033863537365/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=116224033863537365' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116224033863537365'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116224033863537365'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/10/day-6.html' title='Day 6'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-116215064336077179</id><published>2006-10-29T19:04:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-10-29T19:37:43.326Z</updated><title type='text'>Day 5</title><summary type='text'>Well, we made it, Edinburgh Castle was imposing in the sunshine, and so was Stacey and Jon, the friends we were meeting, but they were a little camera shy, as is Tinny - odd how I just love to pose!Driving on the wrong side of the car on the right side of the road is a bit daunting, though Taede only made his first mistake, I think I put him off!We had a good nose around the castle, but I can't </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/116215064336077179/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=116215064336077179' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116215064336077179'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116215064336077179'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/10/day-5.html' title='Day 5'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-116204812240051324</id><published>2006-10-28T14:51:00.003Z</published><updated>2006-10-28T20:14:35.333Z</updated><title type='text'>Days 3 &amp; 4</title><summary type='text'>Everyone here has been not well at some stage over the past couple of nights, and I've felt a bit poorly too, I've been snug in my boxbed, though I'm sure it's just my hibernation blues ;) But we also lazed and watched TV, Catscratch rules!I hid in Tinny's pocket all day yesterday - those green people scared me, there were too many of them, they're taking overrrr....aaargh!! Oh, it's ok, they're </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/116204812240051324/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=116204812240051324' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116204812240051324'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116204812240051324'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/10/days-3-4.html' title='Days 3 &amp; 4'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-116189121114238351</id><published>2006-10-26T18:31:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-10-26T19:33:31.366Z</updated><title type='text'>Day two here in braveheart country....</title><summary type='text'>Tinny was a dear, the boys made me up a shoebox bed, and furnished me with a Roffles' sized Curly Wurly, and then after all that, she let me have a long lie (so I STILL don't know what she does for a living!)She wanted me to prepare for meeting the beavers by having a relaxing day around the house, so I watched Taede (her bf) do some housework and surfing, but he has promised he'll take me out in</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/116189121114238351/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=116189121114238351' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116189121114238351'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116189121114238351'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/10/day-two-here-in-braveheart-country.html' title='Day two here in braveheart country....'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-116180420826035964</id><published>2006-10-25T18:33:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-10-25T19:23:28.353Z</updated><title type='text'>'Ooooonnnn....the road again....' Sing it like Donkey!</title><summary type='text'>....actually, Donkey is about the only toy these kids don't have a soft version of - but they let me snuggle up to all their furry friends  which was very welcome after leaving Daddy Ekona behind and travelling up north again without even Lolita to keep me company!  Still, an adventurer bear gotta do what an adventurer bear gotta do....I almost got lost, but the boys say if I get scared through </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/116180420826035964/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=116180420826035964' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116180420826035964'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116180420826035964'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/10/ooooonnnnthe-road-again-sing-it-like.html' title='&apos;Ooooonnnn....the road again....&apos; Sing it like Donkey!'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-116003909163252503</id><published>2006-10-05T08:55:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-10-05T09:04:51.663Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>  Finally, an update! I’ve started writing this one at a stupidly early time: 7:00. Why? Some cretin set the fire alarms off. For the second time tonight. Dan was a bit concerned because he managed to sleep through the first of the two (caused by some spackfuck deciding, for some reason, to put a prosthetic arm in the microwave… Confusing and stupid, but hilarious (just not at 4am)), but he just </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/116003909163252503/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=116003909163252503' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116003909163252503'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/116003909163252503'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/10/finally-update-ive-started-writing.html' title=''/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-115954807153362894</id><published>2006-09-29T16:25:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-09-29T16:41:11.546Z</updated><title type='text'>Crafty!</title><summary type='text'>On Wednesday afternoon, Dan did take me to see his friend at Uni, like he said he would! Because he's a muppet, he forgot to take any pictures though, which was a shame. We met lots of people, who were all very nice, including the mysterious 'little Rich'. He was the person Dan said he met on a night out a while ago who claimed to have a 'Mangina', whatever on earth that is! It probably was quite</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/115954807153362894/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=115954807153362894' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115954807153362894'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115954807153362894'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/09/crafty.html' title='Crafty!'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-115936147250209484</id><published>2006-09-27T12:45:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-09-27T12:54:11.200Z</updated><title type='text'>From the ghettos</title><summary type='text'>Since my last entry, I’ve been doing a lot of reading, as there’s been nothing else to do while Dan worked his way through the whole first season of House M.D. I pointed out that this was a little odd, but he told me to shhh, and that he was at home because all his friends were at University, so there was nothing to do. I do feel like I’ve had a good bit of brain exercise though – I’ve worked my </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/115936147250209484/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=115936147250209484' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115936147250209484'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115936147250209484'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/09/from-ghettos.html' title='From the ghettos'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-115927057785415042</id><published>2006-09-26T11:27:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-09-26T11:36:17.870Z</updated><title type='text'>Woo, I'm here!</title><summary type='text'>I've finally come crashing through the door of Pezzoni's house, although he tells me that he prefers Dan these days. Everywhere is a mess, there are boxes, books, pens, and bits of computers all over the place - Dan claims that it's because he's getting all his stuff ready to go to University. I think he's lying though: throwing bits of paper on the floor doesn't sound like it'd help very much.On</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/115927057785415042/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=115927057785415042' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115927057785415042'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115927057785415042'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/09/woo-im-here.html' title='Woo, I&apos;m here!'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-115883112803711152</id><published>2006-09-21T09:00:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-09-21T09:35:50.523Z</updated><title type='text'>A business trip!</title><summary type='text'>Hi Roffles Fans!Sorry for not posting an update lately, Becky's internet was down all weekend and then we've been away on a business meeting. We left at about 7am to drive down UK Head Office of Crown which is down in Oxfordshire.  It was a long drive down the M6 but we did have time to stop for a coffee and a cake which Becky didn't share at all! When we got there I was introduced to a fellow </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/115883112803711152/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=115883112803711152' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115883112803711152'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115883112803711152'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/09/business-trip.html' title='A business trip!'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-115834112156526632</id><published>2006-09-15T17:13:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-09-15T17:25:21.600Z</updated><title type='text'>What a Welcome!</title><summary type='text'>Wow well I wasn't expecting such a welcome as I've had today!  I've arrived at Becky's house but I haven't spent that much time with her so far as a lovely little girl called Lucy quickly took me away and gave me a proper welcome!  I was a bit worried when she put me in her mouth but Becky explained that was Lucy's way of giving me a kiss, I was a bit embarressed as I'd never kissed a girl before</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/115834112156526632/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=115834112156526632' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115834112156526632'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115834112156526632'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/09/what-welcome.html' title='What a Welcome!'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-115818457973376350</id><published>2006-09-13T21:31:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-09-13T21:56:19.750Z</updated><title type='text'>The tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but...</title><summary type='text'>Well I say the whole tooth, but it's more like half a tooth... David broke one of his teeth today!It's one of his wisdom teeth, and it's sheared right off! It looks painful, but he says it's not too bad... although the painkillers he's just taken tell me otherwise! I wanted him to take a photo for my blog but he's refused, he says there's no way that's getting on here!Anyway, that pretty much put</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/115818457973376350/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=115818457973376350' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115818457973376350'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115818457973376350'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/09/tooth-whole-tooth-and-nothing-but.html' title='The tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but...'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-115809713290711647</id><published>2006-09-12T20:58:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-09-13T21:30:40.996Z</updated><title type='text'>Bonkers!</title><summary type='text'>I've just been looking around David's PC and look what I've found - he's bonkers!  He certainly never wore that the other day!Thankfully I'm leaving in just over 24 hours, I don't know if I could stand it much longer.Anyway, he was on duty on yesterday so he took me to the station to see the van he normally rides round in on Friday nights.I had a look inside, it's really dark and miserable in </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/115809713290711647/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=115809713290711647' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115809713290711647'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115809713290711647'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/09/bonkers.html' title='Bonkers!'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-115791966660318297</id><published>2006-09-10T19:48:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-09-10T20:21:06.630Z</updated><title type='text'>Chopper coppers</title><summary type='text'> David and I decided to have a lazy day today. We were sat on the sofa watching the telly earlier this afternoon when I heard a noise outside - I gave David a nudge and asked him to take me outside so I could see what was making all the noise...It was the Dorset Police helicopter, Oscar 99! I thought it might have been looking for me (I didn't break anything in the police station, honest!), but </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/115791966660318297/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=115791966660318297' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115791966660318297'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115791966660318297'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/09/chopper-coppers.html' title='Chopper coppers'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-115783448298201334</id><published>2006-09-09T20:07:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-09-09T20:53:05.896Z</updated><title type='text'>Ello ello ello, what's all this then?</title><summary type='text'>After spending the day at work with David yesterday, he then took me to the police station! I thought I was in trouble, but then he explained that he works here too - what a busy bod he is! He went and got changed and came out wearing this really heavy vest...He has to wear that in case nasty people try and stick things in him. Sounds a bit daft to me, seeing as he does it all for free as well!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/115783448298201334/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=115783448298201334' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115783448298201334'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115783448298201334'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/09/ello-ello-ello-whats-all-this-then.html' title='Ello ello ello, what&apos;s all this then?'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-115767060950031110</id><published>2006-09-07T22:44:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-09-07T23:22:02.473Z</updated><title type='text'>The sunny South!</title><summary type='text'>Hello peeps! I've arrived in sunny Poole after a couple of days travelling in my little box.It's getting crowded in there, so I was very pleased when someone opened up the box to let me and my little lady friend out. Apparently we're in a place called Poole in the south of England, which sounds lovely. We're spending the next few days with some bloke called David, who apparently has Ekona's job (</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/115767060950031110/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=115767060950031110' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115767060950031110'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115767060950031110'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/09/sunny-south.html' title='The sunny South!'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-115739435717683080</id><published>2006-09-04T16:59:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-09-04T18:25:57.843Z</updated><title type='text'>Bearnapped!</title><summary type='text'>Sometime this morning, while Darren still hadn't got his ass out of bed, his mum, Jane, bearnapped me and drove me away with her to some strange place. :'( About half an hour later, we arrived: I was at a Tesco Extra supermarket - Oh the horror! But then she promised I would be back home in a few hours and that she would treat me to something nice to eat on the way back if I was good.So I helped </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/115739435717683080/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=115739435717683080' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115739435717683080'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115739435717683080'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/09/bearnapped.html' title='Bearnapped!'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-115731439339827768</id><published>2006-09-03T19:55:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-09-03T20:18:27.353Z</updated><title type='text'>Pillowcase time again</title><summary type='text'>While I enjoyed my day out on Friday, I had ended up getting a bit grubby by the end of it, so Darren's mum decided to give me another wash. Back in the pillowcase again, then...Then I got the hair-dryer treatment to dry me out more quickly. She also brushed my fur to get rid of any muck that was still in there.After my grooming session, I was left to finish drying out on the radiator. I was </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/115731439339827768/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=115731439339827768' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115731439339827768'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115731439339827768'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/09/pillowcase-time-again.html' title='Pillowcase time again'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-115729244386823314</id><published>2006-09-03T13:06:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-09-04T12:12:34.903Z</updated><title type='text'>Gaming night</title><summary type='text'>All the time I've been sitting on Darren's desk, I've noticed a weird blue glow coming from underneath it. Finally, last night, my curiosity got the better of me and I decided to have a look where it was coming from.It turned out to be his PC. I don't know why it needs to be lit up like this, but apparently it's what you PC enthusiasts do to make your machines look posh or something. Darren </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/115729244386823314/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=115729244386823314' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115729244386823314'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115729244386823314'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/09/gaming-night.html' title='Gaming night'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-115723811345109817</id><published>2006-09-02T22:39:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-09-02T23:04:13.473Z</updated><title type='text'>Meeting the pets!</title><summary type='text'>I had a nice lie-in this morning after my big adventure yesterday, and so did Darren, not getting up until 11am. Apparently this is quite normal when he's not at uni. Lazy students these days! :/After a very late breakfast, he introduced me to their cats. This is Misty, who sniffed me first to check I wasn't something offensive. She was nice with me and kind of cuddled me in.Tammy, who is Misty's</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/115723811345109817/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=115723811345109817' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115723811345109817'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115723811345109817'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/09/meeting-pets.html' title='Meeting the pets!'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-115721285869795926</id><published>2006-09-02T15:18:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-09-02T23:12:44.606Z</updated><title type='text'>Geo-what?</title><summary type='text'>After a somewhat disturbed night's sleep, I was woken up to set off for some remote location in Northumberland. When I questioned Darren what exactly we were doing today, he said "Geocaching". Geo-what? So he explained what it was all about: It's like a high-tech treasure hunt, looking up caches that other geocachers have hidden in your area on the official website and then going out and finding </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/115721285869795926/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=115721285869795926' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115721285869795926'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115721285869795926'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/09/geo-what.html' title='Geo-what?'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-115706284003496670</id><published>2006-08-31T21:50:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-08-31T23:02:22.146Z</updated><title type='text'>Nightmares</title><summary type='text'>When Darren told me it was time for me to go to bed, I kind of looked at him blankly, as I normally don't have an a proper bed to go to. And I still don't, since they don't make beds for little bears like me. So Darren has loaned me a t-shirt instead, with a little beanbag for a pillow. :)I've been told to get some rest (obviously he hasn't noticed I've been kipping on his desk all day...) since </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/115706284003496670/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=115706284003496670' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115706284003496670'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115706284003496670'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/08/nightmares.html' title='Nightmares'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-115705627158400665</id><published>2006-08-31T20:18:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-09-03T12:26:41.936Z</updated><title type='text'>Another webcam?</title><summary type='text'>After getting bored of looking out the window, I decided to chill out on Darren's desk since he was busy doing other things. I was just starting to doze off when I noticed I had another webcam staring at me ominously. Man, can't a bear have a kip in private?A few hours later, I was starting to get a bit hungry, but luckily Darren was kind and shared some of his chips with me.Then I was introduced</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/115705627158400665/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=115705627158400665' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115705627158400665'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115705627158400665'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/08/another-webcam.html' title='Another webcam?'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-115703014217009078</id><published>2006-08-31T13:10:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-09-03T12:27:24.860Z</updated><title type='text'>Not far from the 'Toon'</title><summary type='text'>Not long after I had recovered from my Saturday night of pole dancing and meeting the ladies, I was shoved into a brown envelope to be posted off to my new owner. After being thrown from one van to another by the evil Royal Mail, I was pulled out two hours ago into a bright, blue room.I was in Tyne &amp; Wear, my new owner told me, who calls himself darren-c on the forums apparently, so I'm guessing </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/115703014217009078/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=115703014217009078' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115703014217009078'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115703014217009078'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/08/not-far-from-toon.html' title='Not far from the &apos;Toon&apos;'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-115669559737810920</id><published>2006-08-27T15:52:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-08-27T16:21:25.286Z</updated><title type='text'>Saturday night</title><summary type='text'>Adam took me to his bar tonight and I helped with the DJing. It was really nice there and it was really really busy, something even Adam looked shocked about. He wants to take me on a Monday night too because that's the busiest night of the week with the fittest chicks.Here I am surveying the scene before the night got underway:I also familiarised myself with the headphones, mic, and mixer:Adam </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/115669559737810920/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=115669559737810920' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115669559737810920'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115669559737810920'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/08/saturday-night.html' title='Saturday night'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-115646455557119638</id><published>2006-08-25T00:02:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-08-25T00:25:01.756Z</updated><title type='text'>SOMEBODY RESCUE ME!</title><summary type='text'>HELP ME! DJ ADAM IS INSANE!I had no idea Hyder was going to send me here. I thought he was my friend!Last night Adam came to me saying we were going to make a fun video together. I got very excited because my Snakes On A Plane spoof was so much fun to make.He told me to go to the bedroom and make myself comfortable next to the camera while he put some music on. Then it went dark and the music was</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/115646455557119638/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=115646455557119638' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115646455557119638'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115646455557119638'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/08/somebody-rescue-me.html' title='SOMEBODY RESCUE ME!'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-115632663231074203</id><published>2006-08-23T09:39:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-08-23T09:53:44.506Z</updated><title type='text'>Camwhore</title><summary type='text'>It's day two and I hope I'm not sensing a theme!I've been sat in front of DJ Adams web cam for the last 3 hours.Click the image to watch me!Adam is going to watch Aston Villa play Reading tonight. He's toying with the idea of taking me but he says he doesn't want to appear gay in front of his mate by taking a little fluffy bear with him.I hope he does take me, because otherwise I'll be told to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/115632663231074203/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=115632663231074203' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115632663231074203'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115632663231074203'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/08/camwhore.html' title='Camwhore'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-115629194768129451</id><published>2006-08-23T00:04:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-08-23T00:12:27.700Z</updated><title type='text'>Where the hell am I...?</title><summary type='text'>So I've arrived safe and well at DJ Adam's house!The thing is, I'm not entirely sure where I am. I've asked but he says it's a secret because he doesn't want people knowing where he lives.I have to admit my excitement at arriving somewhere new didn't last too long. Adam was a grumpy git and looked angry at being dragged out of bed by the postman at 8am.After a few more hours sleep though he was </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/115629194768129451/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=115629194768129451' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115629194768129451'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115629194768129451'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/08/where-hell-am-i.html' title='Where the hell am I...?'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-115618031469867780</id><published>2006-08-21T15:52:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-08-21T17:11:54.713Z</updated><title type='text'>Goodbye Glasgow!</title><summary type='text'>And hello dark recesses of an envelope. Girl bear is in here somewhere, I can hear her moaning in the dark. She could be hurt or it could be my finger *wink*. I hope her hands are free...There are some metal objects in here with me and I managed to keep my pimp hat.Hopefully I'll see the super awesomely DJ ADAM tommorow. I'm rock hard just thinking about him!Here's a final picture from Glasgow. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/115618031469867780/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=115618031469867780' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115618031469867780'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115618031469867780'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/08/goodbye-glasgow_21.html' title='Goodbye Glasgow!'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-115594454264680758</id><published>2006-08-18T23:37:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-08-18T23:43:23.256Z</updated><title type='text'>Roffles: FILM STAR</title><summary type='text'>Thats right guys and girls. I've been too busy to update the blog because I've been MAKING A FILM!Have you heard of Snakes on a Plane? Well I just filmed the straight to TV remake and its super awesome. Have a look for yourself.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/115594454264680758/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=115594454264680758' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115594454264680758'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115594454264680758'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/08/roffles-film-star.html' title='Roffles: FILM STAR'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-115567968889495505</id><published>2006-08-15T22:06:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-08-15T22:08:41.033Z</updated><title type='text'>Big Pimping</title><summary type='text'>Hyder and I got to partying, and while I got some fine bear action Hyder got stuck with Pam and her five friends. He won't stop crying either.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/115567968889495505/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=115567968889495505' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115567968889495505'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115567968889495505'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/08/big-pimping.html' title='Big Pimping'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-115566707825246788</id><published>2006-08-15T18:04:00.001Z</published><updated>2006-08-15T18:44:27.423Z</updated><title type='text'>Groocy Glasgow time</title><summary type='text'>Today I was received by the super awesome (and really sexy too) Hyder! I like his hair. Here I am posing with it:Its not very often us bears get to spend time in Glasgow so I thought I'd soak in a nice view from the attic room.Did I say Hyder was great yet?I'll be back later with more updates!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/115566707825246788/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=115566707825246788' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115566707825246788'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115566707825246788'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/08/groocy-glasgow-time_15.html' title='Groocy Glasgow time'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-115548698575363573</id><published>2006-08-13T16:23:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-08-13T16:36:25.796Z</updated><title type='text'>Bath Time</title><summary type='text'>"You ming Roffles," Dave said to me this morning. I didn't think that was very nice, but he is right. I've travelled thousands of miles. Its time for a bath. Back in my pillowcase, and into the washing machine of doom, he he.I don't like going round and round in that pillowcase so I escaped.But at least I'm all nice and clean now. Just look.BeforeAfterI'm so bright and shiny I'm glowing. And I'm </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/115548698575363573/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=115548698575363573' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115548698575363573'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115548698575363573'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/08/bath-time.html' title='Bath Time'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-115540349396957941</id><published>2006-08-12T16:44:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-08-12T17:24:53.990Z</updated><title type='text'>Rain Rain go away</title><summary type='text'>For someone who doesn't have a job, FamousDave has been very busy.Too busy in fact, to do anything with me, which makes me sad.It's raining today as well.Dave did let me try out a quad bike though.It's a bit big mind. Even the small one is too big. Don't they do Roffles size quad bikes.Well at least they do Roffles size guitarsWhen the weather brightened up Dave had to run some errands so he took</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/115540349396957941/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=115540349396957941' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115540349396957941'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115540349396957941'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/08/rain-rain-go-away.html' title='Rain Rain go away'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-115503655027476287</id><published>2006-08-08T15:11:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-08-08T11:29:10.290Z</updated><title type='text'>Rollin'</title><summary type='text'>Yawn! You should let sleeping bears lie. FamousDave woke me up at 5.30am this morning.I think I'll just rest here and see where we are going.Turns out Dave had to drop his parents off at the airport, but after that he went to meet his mates in Thorpe Park!!That looks high.Oooh er. I feel sick already. I chickened out of Stealth. But Dave took me to queue up for Nemesis Inferno. It's too hot today</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/115503655027476287/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=115503655027476287' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115503655027476287'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115503655027476287'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/08/rollin.html' title='Rollin&apos;'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-115498720222929987</id><published>2006-08-07T21:16:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-08-07T21:52:56.020Z</updated><title type='text'>Radio Roff</title><summary type='text'>I went with FamousDave today to Southampton Hospital Radio. First we went visiting hospital wards to get some requests, but they don't let you take cameras in there. Shame.Afterwards we headed back to the studio where I helped Dave out with his show.He let me play with his knobs (he he). I made him tell everyone all about me. He said I should tell them myself, but I was a little shy. (mp3 - 1.8Mb</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/115498720222929987/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=115498720222929987' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115498720222929987'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115498720222929987'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/08/radio-roff.html' title='Radio Roff'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-115488723616031296</id><published>2006-08-06T17:54:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-08-06T18:00:52.140Z</updated><title type='text'>Roffles Rocking</title><summary type='text'>FamousDave went out today to go see a band. But he forgot to take me with him. Useless! So I stole his guitar for my own band.I made him promise tomorrow would be more fun. He agreed, saying tomorrow would be awesome. We'll see.Roffles out.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/115488723616031296/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=115488723616031296' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115488723616031296'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115488723616031296'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/08/roffles-rocking.html' title='Roffles Rocking'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-115477333969472378</id><published>2006-08-05T09:55:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-08-05T12:47:25.993Z</updated><title type='text'>He's Not Famous</title><summary type='text'>Phew, I've been in that envelope so long I think I've lost my American tan.At least I had company.     Well I'm back in the UK, a little village called Stubbington, near Fareham, or so FamousDave tells me, with whom I will be spending the next week.Smile Dave, I'm here to brighten your day. (I don't really think he's famous.)  First Dave showed me where I was on Google Earth.Turns out I've just </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/115477333969472378/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=115477333969472378' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115477333969472378'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115477333969472378'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/08/hes-not-famous.html' title='He&apos;s Not Famous'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-115371255973453929</id><published>2006-07-24T02:52:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-07-24T03:42:39.756Z</updated><title type='text'>Bond? James?</title><summary type='text'>Well, I've arrived in Pennsylvania, where they are rude enough to leave a poor bear in his posting package for almost half a week before opening him! Its alright.. I didnt mind being squeezed in with the pretty thing Dimples sent along.When I finally got out of there, I was excited to be introduced to Bond.I knew the new Bond looked like a fake, but this one's not even close! His shirt said "Spy,</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/115371255973453929/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=115371255973453929' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115371255973453929'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115371255973453929'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/07/bond-james.html' title='Bond? James?'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-115320082794411194</id><published>2006-07-18T04:45:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-07-18T05:33:47.963Z</updated><title type='text'>Jungle Boogie</title><summary type='text'>Hi Roffles fans!For my last outing in Florida, I was taken to Mc.Kee Botanical Gardens. It was founded in 1922 (which is practically prehistoric in America!) in Indian River County as a wildlife and nature preserve. It's 18 acres of subtropical jungle! That's a lot of walking for a little bear like me!The first stop on our trek was the House Of Giants, which had me worried for a second! But it's </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/115320082794411194/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=115320082794411194' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115320082794411194'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115320082794411194'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/07/jungle-boogie.html' title='Jungle Boogie'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-115257032219532466</id><published>2006-07-10T22:07:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-07-10T22:25:22.210Z</updated><title type='text'>(Tell Me Why) I Don't Like Mondays</title><summary type='text'>Hi Roffles fans!After a crappy weekend of rain and scary thunder we ventured out...Unfortunately we soon discovered that for some reason, the entirity of Vero Beach seems to close on mondays!But Lyne and Andi took me for a drive in the car (she likes to swear at other drivers! It's funny!), and we found a very pretty little parkI met a huge technicolor turtle!And a massive horse!They have a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/115257032219532466/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=115257032219532466' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115257032219532466'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115257032219532466'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/07/tell-me-why-i-dont-like-mondays.html' title='(Tell Me Why) I Don&apos;t Like Mondays'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-115223332971193647</id><published>2006-07-07T00:27:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-07-07T00:48:49.756Z</updated><title type='text'>Doing A Hoff</title><summary type='text'>Hi Roffles fans!I've had another fun day here in the yoo ess of eh!I finally got to see an alligator! I expected them to be smaller! And move more....But it was still very scary!After all that excitement, Lyne and Andi and Marlie took me to a lovely restaurant called Mr. Manitee's. They're near to the beach and serve lovely seafood! I tried some of Andi's Crab Cakes, they were yummy!And I got to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/115223332971193647/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=115223332971193647' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115223332971193647'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115223332971193647'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/07/doing-hoff.html' title='Doing A Hoff'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-115205715508620076</id><published>2006-07-04T23:32:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-07-04T23:52:35.103Z</updated><title type='text'>Ground Control To Major Roffles</title><summary type='text'>Hi everyone, Roffles, International Superstar here again!WOW! What a day I've had today!Lyne and Andi took me on a journey today, all the way to Cape Canaveral! I was scared at first, I thought they were driving on the wrong side of the road, so I took over for a bit.It turns out they just drive on the wrong side of the road here tho, so that was Ok.We couldn't get all the way to Cape Canaveral, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/115205715508620076/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=115205715508620076' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115205715508620076'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115205715508620076'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/07/ground-control-to-major-roffles.html' title='Ground Control To Major Roffles'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-115202301203627812</id><published>2006-07-04T13:59:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-07-04T14:23:32.076Z</updated><title type='text'>It's So Bright!</title><summary type='text'>Hi everyone!Wow that was a scary time. I spent so long in my envelope, it felt like I was travelling a long long way! I went on a plane and everything! I woke up all bleary eyed to the site of the lovely dimples and the not so lovely d3v1ant_0n3.They told me their names were Lyne and Andi. Lyne had a funny accent, she told me I was in AMERICA! OMG guys, where have you sent me?Lyne wouldn't let me</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/115202301203627812/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=115202301203627812' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115202301203627812'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115202301203627812'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/07/its-so-bright.html' title='It&apos;s So Bright!'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-115149716625324401</id><published>2006-06-28T12:12:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-06-28T12:19:26.266Z</updated><title type='text'>Leaving the UK...</title><summary type='text'>Hi Roffles fans.This will be my last blog entry for a few days while I travel across the pond to stay with the beautiful Dimples.I wrote this before Doogle posted me and asked him to post it up as soon as he could, I hope he does it before I arrive otherwise it'll seem a little strange.This is me climbing into the package before Doogle sent me on my way.I'm very nervous, I hope the airport </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/115149716625324401/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=115149716625324401' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115149716625324401'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115149716625324401'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/06/leaving-uk.html' title='Leaving the UK...'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-115131457068269783</id><published>2006-06-26T08:53:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-06-26T09:36:10.696Z</updated><title type='text'>Last day with Doogle...</title><summary type='text'>Hi Roffles lovers everywhere...Yesterday Doogle took me to his grandparents house as it was his new grandad Ken's 67th birthday.While there we played many games, my favourites were Boules... ... a strange game where you had to slide some wooden blocks into numbered slots...... and ping pong...Though I wasn't big enough to play ping pong properly so I was the ball boy instead.I also had a go on </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/115131457068269783/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=115131457068269783' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115131457068269783'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115131457068269783'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/06/last-day-with-doogle.html' title='Last day with Doogle...'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-115120945182657302</id><published>2006-06-25T03:59:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-06-25T04:24:11.840Z</updated><title type='text'>Driving miss daisy... (continued)</title><summary type='text'>Hi again everbody... I had to start a new entry here, the blog site wouldn't let me add any more images to the last one!As I was about to say before, Doogle, his friends Pete and Mel and myself went to the local pool hall tonight, called Rileys. It was ok, a little smokey though, but I managed to win a game or two with a little help fom Pete.We celebrated my winnings with a drink or two...... </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/115120945182657302/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=115120945182657302' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115120945182657302'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115120945182657302'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/06/driving-miss-daisy-continued.html' title='Driving miss daisy... (continued)'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-115120794505585510</id><published>2006-06-25T02:43:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-06-25T03:59:05.066Z</updated><title type='text'>Driving miss daisy...</title><summary type='text'>Evening Roffles fans everywhere...Today Doogle took me to see his brother and family. On the way there he let me have a go at driving for a moment, though I couldn't reach the pedals.When I got to Doogle's brother's house, also known as TheCreatureSite HQ, I was quickly introduced to Dillon...... and Doogle's nephew Neo, niece Scarlett and Sky the dog ...I enjoyed myself round there, they made me</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/115120794505585510/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=115120794505585510' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115120794505585510'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115120794505585510'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/06/driving-miss-daisy.html' title='Driving miss daisy...'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-115107133523436557</id><published>2006-06-23T13:41:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-06-23T14:04:20.990Z</updated><title type='text'>Does a bear crap in the woods?</title><summary type='text'>Hi again all my fans out there.Last night I went for a walk with Doogle into Sherwood Forest. Well he was on his bike and I was in his pocket, but the thought was there.I wanted to go to the visitors centre to see the Robin Hood exhibit and stuff but it was closed when we got there, so I just posed for a photo by the sign instead.Seeing as the visitor centre was closed, Doogle decided to take me </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/115107133523436557/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=115107133523436557' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115107133523436557'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115107133523436557'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/06/does-bear-crap-in-woods.html' title='Does a bear crap in the woods?'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-115091477034752113</id><published>2006-06-21T17:49:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-06-21T18:34:46.036Z</updated><title type='text'>A day in the life of an AV Technician...</title><summary type='text'>Hi all you Roffles fans out there.Yesterday Doogle told me that he was going to take me in to work again but he left without me this morning! Lucky I'm a fast runner and managed to jump into his pocket before he got into the car.When we got to his work, I asked him to show me what he does on a typical day. Most of the time he was just sat in his office like yesterday copying videos onto DVD, but </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/115091477034752113/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=115091477034752113' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115091477034752113'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115091477034752113'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/06/day-in-life-of-av-technician.html' title='A day in the life of an AV Technician...'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-115084404851051950</id><published>2006-06-20T22:38:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-06-20T22:54:08.523Z</updated><title type='text'>I've arrived in Nottinghamshire!!</title><summary type='text'>Hi Roffles lovers everywhere.After what seemed like an eternity I've finally arrived in Nottinghamshire with Doogle! I'm sorry I didn't get to go and visit Keasy, maybe I can go and see him later on though. After climbing out of my little box I found myself in a strange office with really crappy windows and rubbish everywhere!After getting myself refreshed a little I decided to show everyone I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/115084404851051950/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=115084404851051950' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115084404851051950'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/115084404851051950'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/06/ive-arrived-in-nottinghamshire.html' title='I&apos;ve arrived in Nottinghamshire!!'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-114988691374873771</id><published>2006-06-09T20:47:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-06-09T21:33:20.293Z</updated><title type='text'>Edin-burrow!</title><summary type='text'>The last few days have been a bit of a blur!  I arrived safely in Edinburgh (if a little squashed) at one of Zonar's works (he says he's a very busy guy, maybe, but certainly doesn't sound like he's from Scotland.. hhmmm)It's a weird, spooky place with skeletons in glass cupboards......but it does have lots of pretty coloured lights.He tells me Edinburgh has a great nightlife - but all I've seen </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/114988691374873771/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=114988691374873771' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/114988691374873771'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/114988691374873771'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/06/edin-burrow.html' title='Edin-burrow!'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-114916013724533429</id><published>2006-06-01T09:45:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-06-01T11:08:57.313Z</updated><title type='text'>PCFF Mini Heat&amp;Meat Meet!</title><summary type='text'>On Saturday I travelled up to Leek with Joe and Foxi to Jezreel's place, where we were to have a BBQ with DJ Adam, Ekona and Mr Clark. The weather was a bit rainy going up, but it cleared away nicely by the time we hit Leek!We got there in time to play on Jez's xbox360 for a while before going out for drinks to watch DJ DJing. He was pretty good, actually.Jez handles his man-breasts with </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/114916013724533429/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=114916013724533429' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/114916013724533429'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/114916013724533429'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/06/pcff-mini-heatmeat-meet.html' title='PCFF Mini Heat&amp;Meat Meet!'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-114866476800289376</id><published>2006-05-26T16:48:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-05-26T17:34:14.706Z</updated><title type='text'>Fun in the office!</title><summary type='text'>Today I got to meet some of the nice people Joe works with at Gloscat college and have a look around the office Joe spends most of his time in.This is Joe's desk. I don't understand why he needs all those monitors, but he said it was something to do with multitasking. I think he just likes hiding behind them so nobody can see how lazy he is.This is Mychelle. She was really nice to me, and told me</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/114866476800289376/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=114866476800289376' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/114866476800289376'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/114866476800289376'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/05/fun-in-office.html' title='Fun in the office!'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-114848455323549480</id><published>2006-05-24T14:38:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-05-24T15:29:13.250Z</updated><title type='text'>Welcome to Cheltenham</title><summary type='text'>Having slept in yet another sorting office overnight, I was happy to emerge from my little box to find myself at Joe &amp; Foxi's place in Cheltenham. Foxi was at work but Joe had taken the day off for a job interview, so he was able to show me around the apartment in the afternoon.I met Willow, who was lying on the sofa watching tv.And I met River, who was curled up on the other sofa. She seemed </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/114848455323549480/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=114848455323549480' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/114848455323549480'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/114848455323549480'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/05/welcome-to-cheltenham.html' title='Welcome to Cheltenham'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-114834028033362402</id><published>2006-05-22T23:18:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-05-22T23:33:43.836Z</updated><title type='text'>Time to leave again.</title><summary type='text'>Before I got into my little box, I had a chance to read Dave's copy of PC Format. Hee hee, look. I made it into the mag :DDave cut my snippet out of the magazine for me to keep.Although I would've liked do have done a bit more with Dave last week, it was still fun, and i'll remember the Eurovision party for a long time. By the time you read this, I should be winging my way to Cheltenham to see </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/114834028033362402/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=114834028033362402' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/114834028033362402'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/114834028033362402'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/05/time-to-leave-again.html' title='Time to leave again.'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-114823338424664007</id><published>2006-05-21T17:32:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-05-21T17:43:04.256Z</updated><title type='text'>Hard Rock Hallelujah!</title><summary type='text'>Sorry about the painful lack of updates, but yesterday, Dave finally decided to take me out of the house. First, we went to the city to get some stuff ready for my next journey, plus the latest copy of PCF (which, apparently, I am in :)), then we went to Dave's cousin's housewarming Eurovision party, where I got to drink lots of beer. On the left is Dave's brother, Dan, and on the right is their </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/114823338424664007/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=114823338424664007' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/114823338424664007'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/114823338424664007'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/05/hard-rock-hallelujah.html' title='Hard Rock Hallelujah!'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-114781384295233754</id><published>2006-05-16T21:05:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-05-16T23:44:58.980Z</updated><title type='text'>Arrived in MK!</title><summary type='text'>I was expecting to be waiting in a boring sorting office for hours, but at 9am, I woke up in a small blue bedroom...by none other than Dave himself!Unfortunately, Dave had to go to work at 10 O'clock, so he didn't spend much of the morning with me. He let me play on his PSP, though. Here I am playing Lemmings.I also met a new friend, Biscuit the manatee. I was a little worried at first, because I</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/114781384295233754/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=114781384295233754' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/114781384295233754'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/114781384295233754'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/05/arrived-in-mk.html' title='Arrived in MK!'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-114781080366453887</id><published>2006-05-16T20:11:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-05-16T20:31:09.843Z</updated><title type='text'>Sam's 50th cont..</title><summary type='text'>I met Jez's other niece and boyfriend Sammy and JackSister in law MargieThen it was to the pub for the meal and the surprise... Sam didn't know anyone else was turning up, and they were as surprised to see me as Sam was to see them!!! We took lots of photo's, too many to put here.. but I'll show you how the night ended up... So it's goodbye for now... I should be nearly at -Dave-'s house by the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/114781080366453887/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=114781080366453887' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/114781080366453887'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/114781080366453887'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/05/sams-50th-cont.html' title='Sam&apos;s 50th cont..'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-114780756569273109</id><published>2006-05-16T19:15:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-05-16T20:20:34.530Z</updated><title type='text'>Sam's 50th</title><summary type='text'>Party time and lots more family to meet!!We started with a few Stoli and 3G....and stopped in the Belgian speciality bar for a Kwak ;) poor little bear liver is having a hammering with Jez!Then I met:Brother in law SamNiece and boyfriend Joanne and Rich Nephew Richie </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/114780756569273109/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=114780756569273109' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/114780756569273109'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/114780756569273109'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/05/sams-50th.html' title='Sam&apos;s 50th'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-114780691862913605</id><published>2006-05-16T19:11:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-05-16T19:37:39.656Z</updated><title type='text'>Doggy walking and getting lost</title><summary type='text'>OK so we took the doggy for a walk around a local reservoir, it was very picturesque.Then we went for a drive around the peak district on the way home and got lost in the fog!! Jez nipped to have his haircut at Dan's barbers, so I thought I'd have a trim too ;) Then it was time to get ready for the parteh!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/114780691862913605/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=114780691862913605' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/114780691862913605'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/114780691862913605'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/05/doggy-walking-and-getting-lost.html' title='Doggy walking and getting lost'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-114747163489586683</id><published>2006-05-12T21:57:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-05-12T22:07:14.896Z</updated><title type='text'>Roleplaying night</title><summary type='text'>Well it's thursday, Jezreel goes playing MERP (Middle Earth Role Playing), so I decided to join in.There was a lot of dice... and more beer, that lad just doesn't stop!I met some more of Jezreel's friends though,Tim Andy Another Tim I think I need a rest tomorrow (friday) so I'll just chill out.We go out for Jez's brother-in-law's 50th birthday on saturday, so I'll take the camera with me then...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/114747163489586683/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=114747163489586683' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/114747163489586683'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/114747163489586683'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/05/roleplaying-night.html' title='Roleplaying night'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-114747097725844587</id><published>2006-05-12T21:49:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-05-12T21:57:47.106Z</updated><title type='text'>finish work, then watch the footy!</title><summary type='text'>Then Jez taught me how to do a quotation! It was pretty boring really, but I got free coffee!We got home and realised that there was football on telly, and as Linda was off busy being a nurse I went to meet Jezreel's bestest real life mate, Ben. We watched the footy, (poor Middlesborough) and had a few beers. I'm only a little bear but I caned some, I'll tell ya!!These Leek lads like a drink, but</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/114747097725844587/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=114747097725844587' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/114747097725844587'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/114747097725844587'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/05/finish-work-then-watch-footy.html' title='finish work, then watch the footy!'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-114746938818737245</id><published>2006-05-12T16:59:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-05-12T21:57:20.296Z</updated><title type='text'>Going to work.....</title><summary type='text'>Ok so we got up nice and early on Wednesday morning and Jezreel took me to work with him at IAE.I sat around for a bit, then went and introduced myself. All the blokes didn't want to have their picture taken with little fluffy old me, so I went off and found the ladies instead! </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/114746938818737245/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=114746938818737245' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/114746938818737245'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/114746938818737245'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/05/going-to-work.html' title='Going to work.....'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-114721406862981364</id><published>2006-05-09T22:34:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-05-10T17:05:46.730Z</updated><title type='text'>Arrived in Leek</title><summary type='text'>Arrived in LeekWell I arrived safe and sound in Leek, got left in the sorting office for most of the day, but then a big bloke came and rescued me, it was Jezreel!I had a quick meeting with his wife and mum (who was coming back for tea that night as it was her birthday) then went visiting lots of his family, as it was his Grandad's birthday too!Then we went shopping for some bits for tea and Jez </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/114721406862981364/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=114721406862981364' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/114721406862981364'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/114721406862981364'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/05/arrived-in-leek.html' title='Arrived in Leek'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-114721362633290593</id><published>2006-05-09T21:51:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-05-09T22:50:04.700Z</updated><title type='text'>Time to move on!</title><summary type='text'>Wow, i've had such a hectic weekend. First i went into uni with JB's girlfriend, because he wasstuck in a boring lab. She had a lecture on java, she says it was boring but i think it was great!Then we went round to JB's lab and had some coffee. From what he said it sounds like its a very regular thing to drink coffee instead of going to lab.After that we wondered round in the sunshine and I saw </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/114721362633290593/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=114721362633290593' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/114721362633290593'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/114721362633290593'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/05/time-to-move-on.html' title='Time to move on!'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-114679188609488789</id><published>2006-05-05T01:10:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-05-05T01:18:46.146Z</updated><title type='text'>Manchester</title><summary type='text'>Woohoo! Finally got out of that box and arrived at Jellybaby's house, well when i say house i mean tiny room in a big toblerone shaped building. It really wasn't fun spending bank holiday weekend at the sorting office, but Jellybaby made it up to me by taking me into work. He works in a pub and so i got my very own bottle of brandy, i'll be quite drunk when i've finished this.I also got to meet </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/114679188609488789/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=114679188609488789' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/114679188609488789'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/114679188609488789'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/05/manchester_05.html' title='Manchester'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-114652838267026280</id><published>2006-05-01T23:45:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-05-02T00:21:41.576Z</updated><title type='text'>Goodbye From PCWorld (Again!)</title><summary type='text'>Well, here i am at PC World Catford! Ricky finally managed to bring me in and I got the behind-the-scenes tour from a "Mr. Mo", the madman that they keep round the back for poor little bears like me.After being let loose on their PCs i got locked in the cage! Apparently they keep the valuable stuff in here, i just think they were being cruel.Then they go and lock me OUT! This is where all the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/114652838267026280/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=114652838267026280' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/114652838267026280'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/114652838267026280'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/05/goodbye-from-pcworld-again.html' title='Goodbye From PCWorld (Again!)'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-114600739276632549</id><published>2006-04-25T22:32:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-04-25T23:24:33.723Z</updated><title type='text'>Stuff Overload!</title><summary type='text'>Ive gone out my way to type the blog myself! Ricky has been stuck doing coursework for the last few days and gotten caught up In Computing Work! No time for me huh!Ive had a great weekend spending time in the local Pc World Store and I managed to settle in with the team real quick. Because Ricky was so busy I ended up going to his close friends house (Andrew) after work:Here's a shot of me trying</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/114600739276632549/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=114600739276632549' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/114600739276632549'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/114600739276632549'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/04/stuff-overload.html' title='Stuff Overload!'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-114557536364977319</id><published>2006-04-20T22:16:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-04-20T23:29:08.593Z</updated><title type='text'>Roffles goes Pr0!</title><summary type='text'>Im back guys! What a night I had :D, It turned out that my training was with the London Olympians! They are an American football team, and Ricky's dad coaches them aswell as the Great Britain Squad.Well I went out in search of some equipment so I could get started straight away! I think I managed to find the right helmet, wouldnt want to get hurt now would I!I was introduced to some of the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/114557536364977319/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=114557536364977319' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/114557536364977319'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/114557536364977319'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/04/roffles-goes-pr0.html' title='Roffles goes Pr0!'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-114555708828586761</id><published>2006-04-20T18:06:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-04-20T18:22:32.416Z</updated><title type='text'>Whats in store?</title><summary type='text'>Well only recently ricky came rushing home, I was promptly introduced but got told to quickly throw on my kit. I didnt understand what he meant and I told him I didnt have any, before I was thrown a pretty large shirt.He told me that we were going training, I didnt think Id be any good at whatever it was we were going to do but at least it was no.7 which some people deem to be lucky!I managed to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/114555708828586761/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=114555708828586761' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/114555708828586761'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/114555708828586761'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/04/whats-in-store.html' title='Whats in store?'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-114555347155700820</id><published>2006-04-20T16:13:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-04-20T17:17:51.576Z</updated><title type='text'>Ive arrived in London!!</title><summary type='text'>It was quite suprising for me when I popped out in a small room.I was greeted by rickydarK's mum and sister who explained to me that I was in a Royal Mail Sorting Office! They told me that ricky had gone into college and that he would be back home for me later on.We went outside and they showed me where I was :) Ricky's sister was a little camera shy but she lifted me up so I could get a better </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/114555347155700820/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=114555347155700820' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/114555347155700820'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/114555347155700820'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/04/ive-arrived-in-london.html' title='Ive arrived in London!!'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-114531165121725653</id><published>2006-04-17T21:42:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-04-17T22:07:40.336Z</updated><title type='text'>Leaving Again :-(</title><summary type='text'>Well it's time to say goodbye again :-( However by special request here is me photocopying my ass:Shocking, you can see my lable and everything! I just had time to say goodbye to Bethany and then it's back in that box again:It's been great. Off to visit Rickydark now so see you all again soon!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/114531165121725653/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=114531165121725653' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/114531165121725653'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/114531165121725653'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/04/leaving-again.html' title='Leaving Again :-('/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-114520639635305999</id><published>2006-04-16T16:36:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-04-16T16:53:16.376Z</updated><title type='text'>Easter Sunday</title><summary type='text'>Today was Easter Sunday so I got to share lots of eggs! LeChuck said that nobody was bothering with them this year and yet we seemed to end up with tonnes of them:Then we went for a drive to Pateley Bridge to visit LeChuck's parents. This is the view from their garden:Here is LeChuck's mum and her dog Mick pictured with Bethany:I helped Bethany plant a flower in the garden:This is LeChuck's </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/114520639635305999/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=114520639635305999' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/114520639635305999'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/114520639635305999'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/04/easter-sunday.html' title='Easter Sunday'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-114505050649446503</id><published>2006-04-14T21:15:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-04-14T21:52:31.113Z</updated><title type='text'>Where In The World?</title><summary type='text'>Today LeChuck took me to work with him at PC World! I was going to have my own name badge but sadly we never got chance to get one made and since it is a golden rule that everyone has a name badge on I had to use the Forrest Gump badge instead (that's another story). But LeChuck did say I could keep it too:Firstly I got to meet a cool guy who works for Canon who insisted on showing me his swanky </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/114505050649446503/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=114505050649446503' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/114505050649446503'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/114505050649446503'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/04/where-in-world.html' title='Where In The World?'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-114494403649735488</id><published>2006-04-13T14:49:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-04-14T22:05:40.683Z</updated><title type='text'>Wash Day</title><summary type='text'>Well today LeChuck finally got tired of me stinking and decided it was time for a wash. So he followed the instructions given to him by Dooj and threw me in a pillow case:Then Bethany helped as well:Add a couple of washing tablets:  Weeeee: Luckily I survived and came out nice and clean:   And now I'm hanging on the washing line in the sunshine until I dry:   </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/114494403649735488/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=114494403649735488' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/114494403649735488'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/114494403649735488'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/04/wash-day.html' title='Wash Day'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-114488787698454442</id><published>2006-04-13T00:15:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-04-13T00:24:37.020Z</updated><title type='text'>Nearly Easter!</title><summary type='text'>Well haven't been doing much so far this week. LeChuck has been working silly shifts and I have been stuck at home looking after Bethany and surfing the net:Today LeChuck came home with a swanky new Canon printer thing which I got to play with:And tonight I just chilled with my new friend Monkey and got wasted!:LeChuck says I stink and need to be put in the washing machine, he says he will do it </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/114488787698454442/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=114488787698454442' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/114488787698454442'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/114488787698454442'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/04/nearly-easter.html' title='Nearly Easter!'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23388064.post-114451665684822619</id><published>2006-04-08T16:57:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-04-08T17:17:36.866Z</updated><title type='text'>Arrived In Harrogate!!</title><summary type='text'>Well I arrived in Harrogate this morning! Sadly LeChuck did not return home until half five and so I had to sit in my box at the bottom of the stairs all day :-(Then a very bemused lady called Judi who had not been told I was arriving set me free:LeChuck is already in trouble as he didn't tell Judi that this picture was just minutes away from being published on the web, and she had no makeup on </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/feeds/114451665684822619/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23388064&amp;postID=114451665684822619' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/114451665684822619'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23388064/posts/default/114451665684822619'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://roffles.blogspot.com/2006/04/arrived-in-harrogate.html' title='Arrived In Harrogate!!'/><author><name>Roffles</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13190723721277361970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/271/roffles0uj.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
