Last day!

So I went to Liz's Dad's house tonight. Saw MrPeg again and met the family, including the dog, Tess, who tried eating me.

Liz's step mum made a curry and it was great. Nice and hot! We didn't have a party though cos there wasn't really time, but Liz has been promised her presents next time so she's happy.

Got back to Liz's where I said hello and goodbye to her little sister (who happens to be taller than Liz), Rebecca. Then I came here to say I'm very excited about tomorrow, cos I'm not sure where I'm off to... should be fun.

Will miss Liz and her boobs though.....

Blue Monday.

Yesterday sucked. I had to spend all day alone while Liz went to work at a school. She did it for free as well! Madness! Apparently she needs to if she wants to get on the degree course she wants to do. She should know that school sucks.

She got home late, got changed, which was fun to watch, but then rushed off again for ANOTHER gig! This time it was Kasabian. I like them, but Liz wasn't taking a bag so I couldn't go. Plus I didnt have a ticket. And I wanted to hear that song that goes 'boosh!'

She got home late and tired. Poor Liz...

Today she was in school again, but came home early to talk to me. I'm all excited. I get to meet her Dad tomorrow. He's fun. We'll be doing birthday stuff cos it was her step mum's birthday last week and next week Liz turns 22! PARTY IN THE SEYMOUR HOUSEHOLD!

I'm going to get drunk!

Living for the Weekend....

Saturday we overslept. Liz was late to meet her friend Rachelle in town and almost forgot me!! But she didnt.
The weather was crap. It was cold, wet and the laydeees were far too giggly for my liking. So much so they even forgot to take my photo!
I did hear some rather funny conversations though... about schools, uni and... boys!!!


Anyway, Saturday night, Liz and Daniel were going to a secret gig in Leeds. They were going to watch a very noisy band called 'The Music'. We went there on a train and it was great. And Liz finally had her picture taken with me, looking all cold and wrapped up. But she's hott!!

It was a great gig (my poor bear ears are still ringing!) and Daniel even paid for drinks and tea in Leeds' Walkabout while Liz watched Bolton win at football.

Sunday... they slept in again and I had to wake them up. Mind you, they didn't have an early night...

They managed to get themsevles ready to go to Cheezy's and play on his wii. It was great though i wasn't very good at it at first. I also got to meet Daniel's mate Newton (aka chris) who was equally as crap on the wii.

Then we went back to Daniel's for tea before Liz loving wrapped me up in her clothes bag and left me in the car to make sure no one stole it while they went to a Placebo gig. Was quite happy to do that cos I'm not their biggest fan. Liz has tons of Placebo stuff in her room including a signed disc and photo that she got off Daniel last xmas, but the lead singer scares me. He looks like a girl and its so wrong!

But Liz did give me a kiss goodnight....

Friday - Not very exiting.

Friday was not to be an exciting day. Liz had cleaning to do for her parents and had to go meet her boyfriend (pictured playing his mates wii on sunday...) at Picadilly Station.

So in the meantime I had a chat with her sheep. She collects them. Sheep and faeries, which do seem like an odd thing to me, but I'm a boy and a bear, so I can't comment on weird girls.

So yeah, after we'd trekked into Manchester to meet Daniel, I went along with them and Dan's mate Cheezy (no idea why he's called that) to a pub near Dan's house.

The boys were miserable gits and wouldn't have their photos taken.
So Liz was banned from pictures too.

I did get to meet Dan's parents and stay at their house. Though, I did hear som very very strange noises coming from the front room, where Daniel and Liz have a sofa bed.... hmmm....

Thursday - Post Arrival Shopping in Manchester!

Liz's isn't working properly at the moment cos she hated her job, so she took me along to Manchester with her mum to do some xmas shopping. I'm not a big fan of trailing around after girls, but Liz's mum seemed like fun so I agreed to go along.

After aaaagggeeees in Primark (god awful shop - some woman spent £287!!) we went to lloyd's in the Printworks for some lunch. I shocked Liz's mum and age tons. And she had to pay.... heehee!

We spent the whole day in and out of the shops and only stopped for a a brew in between. They'd spent loads of money.

It was such a long day and so busy that even I was knackered, never mind Liz and her mum, so I crawled into her bed, meeting Liz's best friend BooBoo (who is the same ages as Liz - scary eh?) in the process, and fell asleep.

Arriving from Peg's

Si here I have arrived at LMHPF's house in Bolton. She's called Liz by the way and as I am a very lazy bear sometimes I called her that as it saves talking energy.

I got to her's from her brother's (Mr Peg to you lot) when she called round with her mum. He's a bit weird. Didn't talk to me much, plus he didn't have a camera. So yeah, there's me just getting out of my box...

Wednesday - Final day with The Sisko

Oh my little bear head!!!! I had a nice dream though after my events last night.
I'm hungover. Praj made me breakfast though. I like cheese on toast.
We went to a nearby town called Bury. Prajs older sister works in Santas grotto.


I met Santa and his helpers!!! Manisha and Caroline!
YAY presents!!!!!!! I hope theres a Core2Duo PC in here!!!
I found a small enough car I might be able drive. And its a Squad car!!! Mr Way eat your heart out I'm Detective Roffles with my own car fighting crime! NeeeeNawwwwNeeeeNawwwww
Praj got this off a friend, a calendar with Trucks!!! vrooooom vrooom I like trucks.
He also says some forumites have driven a truck. A Yorkie and the open road...........................
Praj's powerball. The n00bie wuss hasnt gone over 7000rpm yet. I have done over 15000. Pwned
I pwned him again when I showed him how many clicks I got. Total pwnage.

But before I go here is Praj in in the T-shirt he wore to the party.
And its off to MrPeg tomorrow who lives in the same town.
Goodnight and sweet dreams Roffles fans.

Tuesday night - Party Time

It's Party time Roffles Fans
Here we are Roffles fans!!! The Reebok Stadium home of Bolton Wanderers Football Club but today it's Torex Retails' Christmas Party!!! (early I know but I think they made it early as they knew the Roff was on his way) Lets go inside folks.
Lucky for me as soon as I got in Bijal was on hand to get me a drink before we ate. They had my size cakes shaped like christmas puddings. I even got a hat out of a cracker.
from left to right Dave Horsely, Dave Perry and Andrew Gordon. Background Bij and Carson.
Here I met The G-Man or Andy G as he widely known. One Dave was onviously impervious to me 1337ness the other Dave seems to be insane off it.
I found the music station and immediatly began showing the DJing skills I got off the Dooj by mixing in some top tunes. Sadly there wasnt a turntable and glo-sticks to play with, but given a full DJ deck I would have left everyone gobsmacked instead of just having them admire me.

They didnt have an angel on the tree so now they have The Roff at the top of the tree.
Here I am being a bad-ass dancer on the dancefloor, check out my hot moves.

I got bearnapped off the dancefloor for a bit. I'm so hot even the boys want to lick me!!!! eeeek!!!

And I was rescued by a pair of lovely lasses named Libby and Sarah. I love my heroines I think they returned the favour after I saved them from that hideous alien.

Meet Rebecca or Becky. I certainly did. I was hanging with the guys but I saw Becky and just couldnt help myself and dived in headfirst. I don't think she minded though, I know I didn't as it was a very nice place to be.
In pic 1 we meet Gareth or Giggsy not only does he look like Giggs he can play almost as good football.
Sean or Weeman in pic 2 with Carl Butterworth although he didnt taste like butter. James (standing) and Daniel were just amazed at how fast I worked on the ladies and so was Alex in the last pic who wanted to kiss me. Why do all the boys want to kiss me. He tried again as I hung around the lovely Libby and Matt for a bit.

All the other office ladies were waiting their turn and giving Becky the evil green eyes of jealousy as I nested between her breastage so not keen to dissapoint I done the rounds. After meeting Charlotte and Sarah I worked my magic and got my grubby paws on Libby whilst Darren and Bijal look in amazement.
Most of the lovely waitresses had left but I charmed one into posing with me, unfortunately the beer gets to me rater quick and I forgot her name.


And who does this fine form belong to..........
It's the beautiful Sarah again!! and she has friends Charlotte and Jamie with her. And I got that kiss I was promised. Sarah is a gorgeous girl and made my fur go all tingly. She's as hawt as me.


Meet the Mott, Joe Mott. He rocked the dancefloor dancing away to MC Hammer.
I found some wine!!!!! glug glug glug and was carried off by another lady but I forgot her name.
I found Becky again and danced with her. She didnt have a Yellow Pages to recreate that famous scene so I used her handbag but I still couldnt reach. Instead I climbed to my favorite spot.

I met a whole host of people. The lovely lady with Darren is Lyn. Next I met Rob AKA Chief. Then I met Teresa who likes her Streetka but its no open top sports car as owned by Dooj and Ekona. I can rhyme! maybe I should do rap or is that the wine talking. Wine talking sounds likes a song made by the BeeJees.....................................
I met the managers next Vicky. Then I met Paul and "Boss Lady" Nicola who is a very nice lady but I think she resisted the Roffles. We meet James and Gordon too.

Paul the Jedi took me to the bar and saved me from falling off the pump trying to pour myself a pint. I met Carolyn and some random guy. Here we see Alex, Karen and Carson. Carson sees himself as a ladies man, but I think he was in awe of the Roffles.
I met Ollie Crowie too although he didnt let me get to his beer.
All this meeting and greeting is thirsty work so Ken gave me another beer.


Sean tries looking down Becky's top to see why i look so happpy here the dirty beggar!!!
Mags tries licking me. We meet James McMorran I thought he was Scottish but I couldnt see the sporan. Rob was doing his truck driver impersonation, he also makes cocktails.
We meet Daniel and John. John has a mk5 Golf GTI and I might try driving it one day.
The lovely brunnette is Katheryn but my bear memory forgot the other nice ladies name.

I think these guys couldnt handle their drink as good as me and Sean nearly became a cannibal!!! Save me!!!!!!
I got to see a sight that adorns the office. Carolyns bottom which is not bad at all.
To make everything better for me after nearly being eaten alive was Sarah. She can eat me alive any day. Me and Sarah shared another kiss, I think she likes me and I must be good kisser too. Sarah's kisses are very nice indeed, I wonder what Lolita will say.
Damn I'm all partied out. My poor little head will be hungover tomorrow. I wonder if Sarah will kiss it better mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm or Becky mmmmmmmmmmm or even better both! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Roffles Returns!!!!! with girls!!!!!

Its Stardate 28112006.21 Roffles fans today is party day!!! Wooohoooo it's party time!!!!
Or as is a favourite phrase on Praj's desk "Woohoo Spring Break!!!!!"
The Roffles Returns and everyone fears my 1337ness after taking on that beastie during my last visit. Rob here was in awe. I even borrowed Prajs woefully underused Lynx clicker to show him how the Roff gets the ladies.
Lunchtime I sat eating a sandwich and reading Ask Luis in the PCF mag, he sounds awesome.
Rob wasnt the only one in awe. Meet the stunning Sarah everybody.
Sarah after picking me up, must have loved my smoothness and started daydreaming of probably being saved again by the awesome Roffles.
I think the flash woke her up and I could gaze at her a bit more. Unfortunately she got shy and wouldn't give me a kiss. I think she is afraid of other girls jealousy and Lolita, bless her.
Now meet the charismatic Kie in Logistics. I dont know why girls go shy when I'm around but her sister and other girls just swooned in my presence but didnt want to come too close.
I'll have to just work my magic later.
Well thats it for now Roffles fans I'm off to get ready for this party and show off the badass moves I picked up on my travels to impress the hotties with and click until that clicker can click no more. I'll meet more hotties and the team later which I'm really excited about. I got so excited that I nearly shaved my fur off!!!
Goodnight Roffles fans until later.

Monday 27th Nov 2006 - Stargazing

Greetings once again Roffles fans. I was soo excited about the upcoming party jumped into the pillowcase and into the washing machine myself!!! Gotta look sharp for the ladies tomorrow.
I found Praj's T-shirt what he wants to wear to this party and I thought I'd try it on for size but I got stuck!!!! Another starship came and tractor beamed me out. Maybe he really is the Sisko................................................

I feel all nice and clean again and still excited about tomorrow. Time for a glass of milk to cool my nerves, and keep my strength up for all the ladies. I'm soooooooo excitied I hope I sleep!!zzzzzzz

Sunday 26th Nov - Thundercats HOOOOOOO!!!!

I spent Sunday doing what any other bear would do, laze around but I had to babysit Tommy and Chucky from Rugrats. I think they saw something resembling MumRaa or something and got scared so I used my knife again and like Lion-O scared away any mutant chimps and lizards.

Here are Prajs younger brother annd sister who are twins and both go to the same university!!
At first I was scared that I might not be able to tell them apart but I feel a little silly now.
Harsha (left) likes Frank Lampard and I decided to read the book being the clever little bear.
Hiten (right) said I look like a Jester.
It got a little warm so I found this big fan to cool myself down withWe went to Hitens uni halls afterwards. Hiten had a problem with his PC so me being the uber tech forum bear I took the thing to bits.
Hiten said he has some nice lovely girls as flatmates but we didnt see them around which was a shame, although secretly Hitens jealous of my super female attracting capabilities so he probably kept them hidden.
ZOMG!!!! The Chris Moyles Book!!!! I love his radio show!!!! I really wanted to drive back so I strapped myself in only to find the controls aren't designed for tiny little me.
My Sunday wasnt that lazy but it was fun meeting Praj's brother and younger sister.
Until next time Roffles fans goodnight and there's still more to come I'm told, but I must calm my excitement down and sleep for now.

Roffles goes to Football - Sat 25th Nov 2006

Greetings Roffles Fans!!!!
Praj was at work so I tagged along with Hits and his friend to go to a football match. Bolton vs Arsenal and the Wanderers won 3-1!!!l.
Sadly I didn't get many piccies as the memory stick was forgotton in my excitement
But here is my eye view from the Reebok stadium

Stardate 23112006.21

Hello again Roffles Fans!!! Here I am at Prajs work Torex Retail near BWFC football club.
I'm all excited for meeting the nice ladies and the team.
I didnt meet the whole team as a few people were away but here we have From
Top left - Rob, Vinod, Dave who's rear isnt as nice as some I have gotton to see
Bottom - Sean who Praj nicknamed Weeman, Paul the resident Jedi (although he is not the Jedi I am looking for) and Bijal
Here I am in Sisko's chair minus buttons for photon torpedoes, phasers and cloaking devices but he did have this headset.
Eager to impress the hotties I jumped straight to work when.............................................................

Something crawled from a paper tray and scared away the hotties. Putting my little furry self in danger I fought the thing like Rambo the hero and saw off the Alien threat.
But the hotties were a little shy today though.
After my heroics at work I found they didn't end there as I had to fix a TabletPC. I couldnt see no tablets to eat and have an implanted PC though. Using the skills I picked up from the other PCFFites I obliterated Norton and used some freewares and got it running respectively for a friend of Praj's family who happens to be a photographer with her own studio.
After my unusual day I had some roasted chestnuts before being tucked into bed. I think I was a little bit hungry, I hope I still fit in my sleeping bag!!! Goodnight.

Arrival, but not at Deep Space 9

Greetings Roffles Fans. I arrived at Siskos place.
Dissappointingly when I broke out of my box I wasn't in DS9, but in a place called Bolton. Captain Sisko isnt really a Captain, nor is he Sisko his real name is Prajesh or Praj for short.
He isnt tall and bald either. I may not get to go to Quarks and ogle Dabo girls but Praj says there is fun stuff planned and I cannot wait.































I had to wrap up an eBay parcel putting my 1337 knife skills to the test





























After all that I grew tired and Praj gave me some milk before tucking me into my sleeping bag to let me dream of beautiful girls, adventures and parties.
I hope I don't see no gimps.